Typical Mom.
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and
that he is going to get married. He says, “Ma, I’m going to bring over
3 women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The
mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits
them down on [...]
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Typical mom
Posted in Jokes on September 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
How To Know The Gender Of A Fly
Posted in Jokes on June 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
‘What are you doing?’ !
She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.
‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’ !
He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
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Jokes
Posted in Jokes on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Husband & Wife – Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why?” asked the judge. She replied,
“Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know?” She replied,
“My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
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