1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good
person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a
vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what
clothes we [...]
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Things which make sense
Posted in Fun with words on June 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
clever friends
Posted in Fun with words on April 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator [...]
Management Lesson
Posted in Fun with words on April 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized? ”
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”
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Marriage
Posted in Fun with words on March 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together – Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be [...]
Love marriage vs Arranged marriage
Posted in Fun with words on January 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Love Marriage
Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. [...]
Do you know the meaning of ABCDEFG
Posted in Fun with words on January 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Some light jokes
Posted in Fun with words on January 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can
take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too
heavy.
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Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter [...]
Why teachers are so stressed
Posted in Fun with words, Health on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Funny quotes
Posted in Fun with words on December 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?
Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. – They are so tasty.
Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind
every unsuccessful man, [...]
5 – MINUTE MANAGEMENT LESSONS
Posted in Fun with words on October 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. efore she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop [...]
