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Archive for June, 2009

Marriage Passbook

Jocelyn married William this day. At the end of the wedding  party, Jocelyn’s mother gave her a newly
opened bank  saving passbook. With $1000 deposit amount.
Mother: ‘Jocelyn, take this passbook. Keep it as a  record of your marriage life. When there’s something
happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some  money in.  Write down what [...]

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Test of Three

In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran  up to him excitedly and said, “Socrates, do you know  what I just heard about one of your  students?”
“Wait a  moment,” Socrates replied. “Before you tell me  I’d like you [...]

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
‘What are you doing?’ !
She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.
‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’ !
He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone
[...]

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GO NOT TO THE TEMPLE
To  PUT FLOWERS UPON THE FEET OF
GOD,
FIRST FILL YOUR OWN HOUSE
WITH  THE FRAGRANCE OF
LOVE….
GO NOT TO THE TEMPLE TO
LIGHT  CANDLES BEFORE THE ALTAR
OF GOD,
FIRST REMOVE THE DARKNESS
OF SIN  FROM YOUR OWN
HEART…..
GO NOT TO THE TEMPLE TO
BOW DOWN  YOUR HEAD IN
PRAYER,
FIRST LEARN TO BOW IN
HUMILITY  BEFORE YOUR FELLOW
MEN…..
GO NOT TO THE TEMPLE [...]

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1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good
person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a
vegetarian.
Think about it.
3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what
clothes we [...]

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