A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator [...]
Archive for April, 2009
clever friends
Posted in Fun with words on April 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Management Lesson
Posted in Fun with words on April 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized? ”
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”
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Effort is important , but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference !
Posted in inspirational on April 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A giant ship engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.
Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he
arrived, he immediately [...]
