I arrived at the address where someone had requested a taxi. I honked but no one came out. I honked again, nothing. So I walked to the door and knocked. ‘Just a minute’, answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small [...]
Archive for December, 2008
A taxi and an old woman
Posted in Life on December 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Jokes
Posted in Jokes on December 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Husband & Wife – Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your
honor, I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why?” asked the judge. She replied,
“Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know?” She replied,
“My lord, not a single child resembles him.”
*********
[...]
Why teachers are so stressed
Posted in Fun with words, Health on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Can I Borrow £25?
Posted in Life on December 3, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Can I Borrow £25?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: ‘ Daddy, may I ask you a question?’
DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.
SON: ‘ Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘That’s none of your [...]
why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen…
Posted in Life on December 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen…
A man went to a barbershop to have his haircut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects.
When they eventually touched on [...]
Funny quotes
Posted in Fun with words on December 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect….. . So why practice?
Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. – They are so tasty.
Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind
every unsuccessful man, [...]
