Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. efore she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop [...]
Archive for October, 2008
5 – MINUTE MANAGEMENT LESSONS
Posted in Fun with words on October 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Life
Posted in Life on October 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Life is like having a hot cup of coffee….
You sit by the window, lift the cup, take
careless sip and find no sugar…
Too lazy to go for the sugar, you somehow
manage with that sugarless cup…
On finishing you discover un-dissolved sugar
crystals settled at the bottom!
Thatz how life is!!
Learn to value what is around you or within you…
May [...]
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
Posted in Fun with words on October 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the [...]
Item by gender
Posted in Fun with words on October 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
ITEM BY GENDER
You’ve might not known these philosophy, but a lot of non-living objects
are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up [...]
Have a Happy Marriage Life
Posted in Health on October 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
To All Married Couples and Singles Who Intend to get married- When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open [...]
Everybody can be an inspiration to someone else
Posted in Health on October 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The following are the words by Robert H. Schullerin his book Tough Times Never Last, But Tough People Do!
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How do you test the ideas that come into your
mind ? I test mine by this universal principle:Will my faith, acted upon and firmly embraced,cause my life and my activity to be an inspirationto somebody else to [...]
