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Archive for September, 2008

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately  after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests  have proven  its value. We publish below a description of  use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases  as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been  found successful by a Japanese [...]

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First night of the marriage

SCENE: First night of the marriage.
The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to
Kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction…
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with
respect to me Or with respect to you. First define how you
are going to kiss.You can kiss me by treating me [...]

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GIRLFRIEND
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
1. You can stare at any Girl…….
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring results in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a [...]

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Jokes

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, [...]

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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 [...]

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Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, [...]

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~*~Strength of a Man~*~
The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn’t how many buddies he [...]

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OLD MAN AND THE YOUNG GIRL

There is a very instructive story, and it is a historical  fact.  Emperor Akbar once inquired from his minister,
‘How long does one remain in lusty desires?’  The  minister replied, ‘Up to the last point of death.’  Akbar did not believe it, and he said, ‘No no, how can  you say that?’  ‘All right,’ said the [...]

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Lesson 1
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began [...]

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Religion

I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there;
I went to the temple of the Hindus and to the old pagodas,
but I could not find a trace of Him anywhere.
I searched on the mountains and in the valleys,
but neither in the heights nor in the depths was I able to [...]

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